GlorifiedPig's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Platformer Square]

The game just started and I have already no idea what's going on. You need a tutorial or something similar just to make the game- well, not escalate so quickly. The game also needs music, would make the game lots better.

[Windows Doors]

Archon68: Archon68 here. Whazzup?
You: What the fck are you
Archon68: Try expression yourself another way.
You: Can I have drugs?
Archon68: Why do you want it?
You: BECAUSE I'M STONED
Archon68: Interesting explanation. I don't know anyone named STONED.
You: Well I am stoned.
Archon68: How about that. Do your friends call you stoned.
You: Yes, because I am stoned.
Archon68: Tell me more. Good reason. Do you mind if I tell other people you are stoned.
You: No, I am stoned.
Archon68: OK then I will add it to my gossip files. Do you mean your name is stoned.
You: No, I AM stoned
Archon68: What is your real name? Do your friends call you stoned.
You: Yes, I'm stoned
Archon68: Yay. Do you mind if I tell other people you are stoned.
You: No, don't forget, I'm stoned
Archon68: OK then I will add it to my gossip files. Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
You: Please do it a lot. I'm stoned
Archon68: Thank you for your request. I will try my best. It's good to meet someone who is stoned.

[Sorry, i was late!]

Why does everyone hate this so bad? I mean its pretty good. Or maybe awesome!

[Sydney Shark]

3224179 First Try

[Achievement Unlocked]

If only this had medals...

[Miami Shark]

1167535 Score First Try

[A Rabbit Fable]

Creatures Handman Wtf appears as links -oo-o

[Gamer Life DEMO]

Amazing for a demo!

[Elephant]

This is adorable! =)